I never really thought much about asparagus when we lived in Australia.. I like the taste of it, but never really went crazy for it.
Germans, on the other hand are crazy for it in a big way.. particularly the big white variety that only grows at exactly this time of year, and only for a very limited time. Restaurants have entire menu’s dedicated to it, stores have specific Spargel stands, and little road-side shacks pop up next the fields selling their Spargel goodness. But they all only last for about a month and a half, and then it’s gone again (much like my beloved Peonies!). And so, for this month and a half, Germans really make the most of it.
Initially I was a little bit confused by this German variety of Spargel.. where I come from, asparagus is thin and green, and you eat it without much preparation. Lets just say, having now learnt from experience (twice), giant white German Spargel needs to be rigorously peeled and boiled before you can eat it.
Lesson #1 – unpeeled Spargel is extremely tough and bitter.
Lesson #2 – Peeled Spargel that clearly isn’t peeled enough is only marginally less tough and bitter. Spargel Fail.
That latest lesson was only learnt two nights ago, after I courageously decided to attempt cooking Spargel at home for the second time in 2.5 years (the first time was when I learnt lesson #1). Next time (if I dare attempt it again), I will shop at the supermarket down the road that is also equipped with a high-tech ‘Spargel Peeling Machine’. I’m not kidding.. it has a conveyor belt that you lay your stick of Spargel on (one at a time, please), and then you watch it ride through the clear-sided machine where it’s peeled and washed, and then it pops out the other end for you to collect. I think I’ll just stick to eating it in restaurants..




And in case anyone was wondering, white Spargel is white because they grow it underground covered by plastic sheets, so that it doesn’t ever see daylight. If it did, it would turn green.